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munchie
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 Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:52 pm Post subject: RIP PUNCHS FAKE WIFE |
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Dear Punch,
I know we have had our differences over the years, but you are almost a human being in a inbred hick hillbilly sorta way and I feel extreme pain for your sudden fictitious loss from a fictitious surgery.
You must feel like the guy at the slaughter house, I feel your pain. I did not know your fake ex wife, but from knowing you I'm sure she was very pleasant in your mind. It is very sad when an animal has to be put down, my cat was put down several years ago, so I feel your pain.
Its time to move foward in a positive way, I think you should find a significant other be it man, women, goat or cow that does not die within a short time of knowing you.
My deepest sympathies go out to you and your farm.
RIP MRS PUNCH
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| Punch wrote: | | Yes, having a spouse with diabetes and no insurance until the end of the year does that to a man. |
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diamonddave9
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| Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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This makes me miss Doc
In the pre-attempted murder days Punch would fill Docs inbox crying like a bitch, you'd get banded,and there'd be a 12 psge thread about it all.
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fluke
Cries Like A Bitch
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| Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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Lets leave names of people who don't post here out of it. MMMMkay.
Yes that was my edit. |
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diamonddave9
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| Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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| fluke wrote: | Lets leave names of people who don't post here out of it. MMMMkay.
Yes that was my edit. |
You mean her name isn't Doc?
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fluke
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| Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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Attempt at humor 0/10
Actual humor -INF/10 |
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Thrasher
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| Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:08 pm Post subject: Re: RIP PUNCHS FAKE WIFE |
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| munchie wrote: |
My deepest sympathies go out to you and your farm.
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Gotta love king posts. |
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diamonddave9
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| Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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| fluke wrote: | Attempt at humor 0/10
Actual humor -INF/10 |
that is actually generous. I mean to erase, but had to run out.
BTW, do you have the power to ban people?
Do you accept bribes?
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munchie
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| Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:49 pm Post subject: Re: RIP PUNCHS FAKE WIFE |
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| Thrasher wrote: | | munchie wrote: |
My deepest sympathies go out to you and your farm.
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Gotta love king posts. |
That was intentional.
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| Punch wrote: | | Yes, having a spouse with diabetes and no insurance until the end of the year does that to a man. |
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2dimes
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| Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| So did the non-licensed medical practitioner make a mistake or what? |
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munchie
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| Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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Where is Punch?
Still grieving? Must be doing whiskey shots somewhere.
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| Punch wrote: | | Yes, having a spouse with diabetes and no insurance until the end of the year does that to a man. |
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ir0nfist
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| Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:39 am Post subject: |
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| munchie wrote: | Where is Punch?
Still grieving? Must be doing whiskey shots somewhere. |
what happened really? Did she actually die? |
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FuslaIII
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Go jerk off in your Dan Uggla shirt you dumb fuck.
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Thrasher
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| Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:19 pm Post subject: Re: RIP PUNCHS FAKE WIFE |
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| munchie wrote: | | Thrasher wrote: | | munchie wrote: |
My deepest sympathies go out to you and your farm.
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Gotta love king posts. |
That was intentional. |
nh then. Thought you were going for "you and your fam." And yeah, I've never gotten the dead ex gf jokes either. Please 'splain. |
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diamonddave9
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I think he kilt her
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diamonddave9
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| diamonddave9 wrote: | | I think he kilt her |
Oh wait, I think she kilt herself. But according to Black Sabbath she's either in heaven or hell. I would figure heaven cause she was already in hell being with Punch
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ir0nfist
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| Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:08 am Post subject: Re: RIP PUNCHS FAKE WIFE |
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| Thrasher wrote: | | munchie wrote: | | Thrasher wrote: | | munchie wrote: |
My deepest sympathies go out to you and your farm.
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Gotta love king posts. |
That was intentional. |
nh then. Thought you were going for "you and your fam." And yeah, I've never gotten the dead ex gf jokes either. Please 'splain. |
No, I get the dead ex gf jokes. I want to know if his wife is dead. He has mysteriously disappeared since her surgery. So I was wondering if maybe she really did buy the farm. |
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dm00
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dude. You cant fool people into clicking on a lemonparty by using the chance of reading a punch post as bait. You'd have better luck the other way around.
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SmokinDaCrak
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| Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:13 am Post subject: |
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| dm00 wrote: | | dude. You cant fool people into clicking on a lemonparty by using the chance of reading a punch post as bait. You'd have better luck the other way around. |
lol srsly. "punch's last post? pass." |
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Thrasher
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| Is anybody ever gonna fill me in on the dead ex jokes? What thread did I miss? Punch has made infamous the "Whisker dick" and eating other dudes' cum out of wrinkly old ladies, but I'm out of the loop on the dead ex thing. Obv she was probably fictitious but what happened with her? Maybe we can write her character better than Punch ever could. |
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FuslaIII
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| SmokinDaCrak wrote: | | dm00 wrote: | | dude. You cant fool people into clicking on a lemonparty by using the chance of reading a punch post as bait. You'd have better luck the other way around. |
lol srsly. "punch's last post? pass." |
Totally agree. No way I was suspecting a lemonparty, but no way was I even thinking about clicking that link either.
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munchie
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| Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:00 am Post subject: |
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| Thrasher wrote: | | Is anybody ever gonna fill me in on the dead ex jokes? What thread did I miss? Punch has made infamous the "Whisker dick" and eating other dudes' cum out of wrinkly old ladies, but I'm out of the loop on the dead ex thing. Obv she was probably fictitious but what happened with her? Maybe we can write her character better than Punch ever could. |
3 Years later he blamed the whole whiskey dick gay orgy on the fact that his ex girl "died".
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2dimes
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| Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:35 am Post subject: |
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| I know somone has him on facebook. RIP or what? |
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bigshaney
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| He is not on my facebook, but I am hoping he is dead. |
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Ace
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| Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:23 am Post subject: |
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| bigshaney wrote: | | He is not on my facebook, but I am hoping he is dead. |
I think he left you his George Bratt baseball card in his will
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