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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:21 pm    Post subject: Welcome back tb city Reply with quote

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Sane
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU SON OF A BITCH

WHY COULDNT YOU JUST LET IT DIE
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I missed you guys... This software is really a pos.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

totalpuffadmin wrote:
I missed you guys... This software is really a pos.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's the over/under on the next TB death?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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its a pity tbcity isnt a real city, as you could hang out every day

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GLAD THIS SITE IS BACK NIGGAS
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

North West wrote:
GLAD THIS SITE IS BACK NIGGAS


Best. Account. Ever.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ace
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am currently working on a shipyard lol
I spent over a month outside the shipyard owners house
sitting in a van lol 17 hour shifts.
I saw every dawn and dusk June had to offer

Going to Cap Salou, Spain at the end of August lol.

My father is in a coma (this happened end of May)
I had tickets to go over and talk to him whilst he is in a coma before he dies, but opted not to go a few hours before the flight. I fucking hate him, he's a complete shower. I have my own family and I don;t give two hoots if he lives or dies. I think I got the tickets so I had a choice, just in case the not going was a knee-jerk reaction. With e-tickets printed out, and a whole night in work without TB, I decided not to go. I made my decision by dawn, and was like Fuck him. At least I now had a few days off work, right? His new kids were all like boo hoo, my papa is dying. I win lol. My sister went, and my father came out of the coma briefly and asked where I was. Now he has something to think about when he's back in the coma before he dies. Nobody shits on me or my daughter and gets away with it. He is in his third hospital now, first it was Mataro, then somewhere else, like I care, oh it was Badalona, now it;s Barcelona.

When we go on our hols, I won;t bother visiting even though we will be 40-50km down the road lol.

I am disappointed at my father's lack of duty tbh. He failed as a parent imo.

Thanks TBAdmin

I love TB. I missed all my friends on TB.
And I don't love many things. I even mentioned TB to my therapist and how I felt now that it had gone. It's queer, I'm starting to love her, and all she does is listen to me or pretend to, much like TB.

I have a sense of duty to herindoors, and that's probably why I don't leave her for somebody else. The lengths one goes through because of duty.

Today, I was very lucky. A lady in the car-park gave me her ticket with over an hour on it. At first I thought she was coming over to complain at one's rap music or because I was driving the wrong way inside the car-park. Mad

Incidentally, I was listening to Moment of Truth by Gang Starr Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH3hrtp1T84


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Ace
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone much wiser than me frequently said on PokerRoom, 'All they care about is the rake'. The older I get, that's all I care about, that and my daughter. It's TB that keeps me on an even keel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GymLlltvJOg
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DMC



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:58 am    Post subject: Re: Welcome back tb city Reply with quote

TB = purgatory
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IABoomer



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woo Hoo! TB4 - Now With Tits
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Ace
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hand up who likes my dog Buck?

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mightyal
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ace wrote:
Hand up who likes my dog Buck?


very cute but I prefer the tits even if they don't seem to match.
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Ace
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have bought 1440 teabags and I have 270 points, that's six x 240 boxes I have bought lol. I need 30 points more to get a teapot lol
I am getting a blue teapot the yellow one is gay



https://cuppaclub.pgtips.co.uk/reward/

I got more teabags than you can shake a stick at.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mightyal wrote:

very cute but I prefer the tits even if they don't seem to match.


She does adverts for yoghurt. If I was her manager, I would get her to do adverts for Cinzano. Yoghurt lol.
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Ace
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY_pgqX8qyo

I am the last working-class person in Liverpool
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Ace
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think someone has just walked over my grave, again. And here I was thinking I wasn't alone on TB - MightyAl's post was probably just the TB Brocken Spectre. Either way, Mightyal's post wouldn't exist without my imagination. I have spoke before about those woods I used to pass through as a child, and I'm certain that I am being watched now , as I was watched then. I have the 13th sense iirc. I am awake when you're asleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrBOap-EObY


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buck really loves me. When I'm browned-off, he is there for me. Siding up to me and maybe putting his head on my lap would suffice, jumping all over my head not so much. Itt probably browns me off even more, but he means well. I wonder if I have ever disappointed him, or he wishes he had a better pal. It doesn't matter what day of the week it is, he is always happy to see me. Buck is aces. If you killed me, he would hunt you down and kill a whole tribe of Indians. I do hope he gets over his fear of vacuum cleaners before Benny Blanco from the Bronx kills me. The first time he heard the vacuum cleaner he bolted out of the cat-flap into the garden - Incidentally, I feel like doing exactly the same when her family comes around. He kept doing the cat-flap thing until eventually he tore the flap off when he was the size of a fairly big square peg, and the cat-flap the size of a much smaller round hole. Buck is aces. I spend so little time at home that Buck is probably more domesticated than me. One hundred hour weeks for the last six years, every Christmas, Birthday , Sunday too. Even Robinson Crusoe had Friday to himself. I once got two weeks solitary (cardboard chair and cardboard table solitary) for allegedly trying to escape, of course I spent the fortnight standing on my head. It doesn't matter what day one gets out of solitary, it could just as well be Christmas, minus that bloated after dinner feeling - a feeling that only domesticated people have. I opt, prefer even for hunger and not knowing where the next meal is coming from. I am unbreakable.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M2gtZPvzWg

They say an ant cannot survive outside the colony. If my colony is Starbucks, in-laws, watching television, FaceBook, the law, family, THMF, then I'm doing just fine without any of it. I am unbreakable.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

meh
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Count Floyd
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_EdzOSSDV0

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

allaboardtb!
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Ace
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Posting the TB dawg shit into TBEEZ may help revive TB somewhat
Wake up and smell the dawg shit, TB



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