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SmokinDaCrak
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ace wrote:
Just stay on TB. I'm coming to Vegas soon. I want to come round and shag that woman in your garden. You can fix that for me, right? I'm your second best friend on here anyway. Lol


I haven't seen that bird since July. She's married to a friend of a friend. Thy came around for my crawfish party but that was the last time. He's an accountant and therefore terribly boring.

He invited me to the casino one time but I spent all my money that month already on diapers and beer so I told him to bugger off, ok?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you ever need anything, let me know. This is not a hollow gesture
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Carlos I know you're a genuine salt of the earth type.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How long did they stay? I would be interested to know more about the workings of friends of friends.

What about friends who have friends that you don't like?

I can never understand why friends have friends who I don't like
Do you think this friend of yours likes you or the accountant better?
Is your friend closer to you or the accountant
Do you think it's ok to shag friend of friends birds
After all, they're not your friends, only by association imo
How well do you know this accountant?
I don't like him one iota, the accountant that is

A good friend would bail you out of jail
A real friend would be in jail with you
The chances of this accountant being your co-accused are slim. Friends of friends are no friends
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The single most predictable thing to say to a security guard is, "you must get bored" and "what do you do all day/night?". I just humour them, and say "yes, it's boring". Having the universe explained to you is far from boring lol. Irl I find it easier to just humour people, then I can carry on with my thing without distraction. It would seem I have more time on my hands than most, but I don't, which is why I say what they want to hear. I need more time and I need tb


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucvta7xDo_4
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

work [so so - even keel] structure and pays bills
love [double plus good] it's everything imo
poker [good] nomen est omen - given those terms, it's somewhat important to me. that's ego for you. + at poker. But at what cost? Love others not yourself
horse racing [bad] not important
mind [you tell me] at first it seems important, but look at how cool retarded folk are, and they're happy too.
soul [good] important
overall direction [where the bloody hell are we?]

love messes my mind + poker
especially a mother's love
I could end up with super human strength and the ability to hug folk to death. It's the Quantum Leap way.
Or maybe, I will end up like this
Love has a lot to answer for


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJNsQPRSWpY


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ace wrote:
How long did they stay? I would be interested to know more about the workings of friends of friends.

What about friends who have friends that you don't like?

I can never understand why friends have friends who I don't like
Do you think this friend of yours likes you or the accountant better?
Is your friend closer to you or the accountant
Do you think it's ok to shag friend of friends birds
After all, they're not your friends, only by association imo
How well do you know this accountant?
I don't like him one iota, the accountant that is

A good friend would bail you out of jail
A real friend would be in jail with you
The chances of this accountant being your co-accused are slim. Friends of friends are no friends


I'd like to think that our mutual friend is closer to me than the accountant. Shagging peoples wives is frowned upon over here. At least without permission. Even If theyre only an acquaintance. I've had some beers with the accountant before. Never played cards with him though. You can learn a lot about someone from how they play poker. Are they a cynic, risk averse, gambly, a by the book type? I hate playing cards with my so called friends because they're all fucking terrible at poker. How can I respect that?

The accountant seemed not to approve of my binge drinking. I'm not sure if we can be friends after that. I'm willing I forgive my friend for having a lame friend, as far as I know thy only worked together. Work can force you to be friends with some people that would not otherwise meet your standards.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They stayed nearly until the end of the party. But they didn't help clean up.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She cannot be happy with the accountant. I bet she secretly approved of your drinking. If it's any consolation, they probably argued hard on the way home. The accountant can count himself lucky that he came off second best. I could probably turn her emotions inside out at the drop of a hat. I am an Argus lol

She probably hates him and spent the whole night thinking how she could get to sit on your cock. YOU were the host. People are looking at you in a sex way too lol. Whether you're the host, a guest or even a gatecrasher, you're are always being eyed up for a shag by these guys wives/girlfriends lol. You should be using this to your advantage. It is the correct play. Meta-game

You don't go to a party and think "I could really use the recipe for that" you should be thinking things like "could I shag her in bathroom and get away with it? Fuck it."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

I am playing tonight. Thursday a house-warming at dealers new place lol. They're having the SnG lol. Sounds fun lol. I bet there's A) no girls B) couples C) all the guys with their arms firmly around their girls when I walk in lol. Only kidding, I love those guys. I am taking someone anyway, i have the worst luck.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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If i gave you fifty dollars, what would you do with it?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sydney wrote:


The kid should've folded, probably.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ace wrote:

You don't go to a party and think "I could really use the recipe for that" you should be thinking things like "could I shag her in bathroom and get away with it? Fuck it."


I don't ask people for recipes. Usually people ask me for recipes. If I want to get a recipe from someone I usually just figure it out by eating the food and verbally deconstructing it. It's probably very tedious to listen to but that is te role of the middle class food consumer these days. We don't go to restaurants only to enjoy eating. Food must be analyzed.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NH. Beaver Boys shrimp and white wine tasting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP97PPTufJA
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

America.....
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whenever a jack flopped
you can be sure
I remembered not to stack-off
You should do well not to remember me
Though you should
consider the ace on the river
whenever it helps you irl..


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

winter is coming...
sending this out to The Pepsi Generation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9ZykEJuFrI
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will think of you when I hit my aces on the river. In my games they always fold to an ace on the river because they put me on AK That whiffed the flop. But I was probably barreling with 79s air ball.

That sweater is sweet.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNeXWpTVlo
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It makes me look non-threatening Laughing
Hopefully, I won't attract any unwanted attention
I see the Pepsi Generation posted it on the mob forum lol

I'm indifferent to the Mob forum.



http://www.thehendonmob.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=47476&start=150
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmokinDaCrak wrote:
I will think of you when I hit my aces on the river. In my games they always fold to an ace on the river because they put me on AK That whiffed the flop. But I was probably barreling with 79s air ball.

That sweater is sweet.


Do you want one for Christmas?


Wear it with a grey shirt lol
Nobody will fuck with you

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you are he mostperfect guy I have ever met x. I totally love u so much babe and u really say he most touching things x
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ace wrote:


You were such a good little puppy too. Laughing
You can't blame your childhood, it was so happy
nature or nurture?


I love you, a lot, Buck
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